Toto 2-Piece Toilets

Toto 2-Piece Elongated Bowl Toilets — Comfort Height!

Meet Your New Bathroom MVPs

These aren’t just toilets. They’re Totos—the name whispered reverently by plumbers and bathroom remodelers everywhere. They’ve got:

  • Two-piece construction: Classic top-and-bottom teamwork, like peanut butter & jelly (but, you know, for your bathroom).

  • Elongated bowls: Because wieners need room

  • Gravity flush: Reliable, no-frills, takes care of business without a fuss.

  • Timeless white porcelain: Matches literally everything, including your existential crises.

Adopt one (or all 3) today and upgrade your bathroom from “functional” to “phenomenal.”


  • Minimum Asking Price: $85.50 each, including professional removal and buyer’s premium

  • Location: Western Springs, IL

  • Availability: After September 5th, 2025

  • Measurements: Standard elongated, built for comfort and contemplation